Snow
Welcome to ‘Gallery Faux’ ︎!Now for a limited time, in this ‘Hyperreal Augmented Reality Exhibition’ - remastered to the present from a real life exhibition previously held at the Ray Hughes Gallery, Sydney. (R.I.P. Ray)
So just try and imagine them at 1.2 metres wide, hand printed by Sydney’s best Analogue Printer, ‘Sandyprints’, then framed with expensive simple white hand painted wooden frames behind non- reflective anti UV perspex. About three ‘limited edition’ images have red dots underneath to make people think that if they don’t buy one soon they’ll miss out. All around you are well dressed people drinking mediocre Australian sparkling wine or Italian Sparkling Mineral Water and acting somewhat distant in a somewhat superior way. Very occasionally you will be approached by some well-groomed service people with a variety of assorted canapes from trays with unpronounceable French names (unless you are superior), but they are really Australian prunes in bacon or some small crumbed chicken pieces.
Be fast though, there’s hardly any left︎
Price on Application.
(I know this photo is ice and not snow, but this is my art exhibition and I can do what I want)